Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Divorce & Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Incompatibility Theory

Two wives were airing their troubles.  "I'd like to get a divorce," said the first.  "My husband and I just don't get along.  "Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?", asked the second.  "I would if I could catch him at it! "replied the first.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Blonde Intelligence

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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