Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

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A young man takes his Chinese girlfriend on a date. After a night of drinking they go back to his place and end up in the bedroom. “What do you want to do?” asks the Chinese girl. “I’m up for anything.” “Okay,” replies the boyfriend. “What I’d really like is some 69.” “Oh forget it!” she replies, “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”

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Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack!

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No One Home

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

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