Diamond Ring

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring
The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.
One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.

Dating & Fishing

Q: Why is dating like fishing?
A: There's plenty of fish in the sea. But until you catch one, you're just stuck holding your rod.

Dating Young Women

A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he dates someone half his age.