Faithful

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Playing Cards

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you.''

Never Had One

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."