Relationship Jokes

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A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, "Honey what are you doing?" She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."

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Bride Joke

Q: Why do men always want their brides to wear white?
A: Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.

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Willing To Die

They say that married men live the longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.

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