Relationship Jokes

Holding Hands

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

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Sex Drive

"I admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

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Submitted BY: Phyllis Diller

Definition of Safe Sex

Q: What's a man's definition of safe sex?
A: When his wife's out of town.

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