Relationship Jokes

Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Axial Attraction

Q: Why did Mr. ohm marry Mrs. ohm?
A: He couldn't resistor

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Explanation

The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head. They were looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover? Long time no see." A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: "And just who was THAT woman!?" The groom wiped his brow and said, "Just relax honey. Please! I'm going to have enough trouble explaining you to her."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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