Relationship Jokes

Husband Prepares

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository... it's up to you!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Political Dating

My girlfriend dumped me because she didn’t agree with my politics.
I’m right and she left.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous

Appear on Television

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Wednesday, October 21, 1992 In July, Danny Fouts, his wife and her sister, while in New York City to appear on the "Sally Jessy Raphael" show to discuss their arrest for shoplifting their wedding supplies on their wedding day in March, were arrested for stealing from the New York Ramada Hotel the TV show had booked them in for their stay.

Categories: Ads & Newspapers (News Headlines) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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