Relationship Jokes

How To Get A Man To Leave

Q: How do you get a man to leave when you want?
A: Ask him about his feelings.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Anonymous

The Fight!

Kelly limps into his favorite pub, "My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. "I got in a tiff with Riley", whispered Kelly to the bartender.
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said surprised. "He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did - Mrs. Riley's right tit." Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Anonymous

Too Much Celebrating

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing, "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?"
The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!"
The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he said, "even that's not worth so much celebrating!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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Anonymous