Super Models

Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour. "I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have ya got?" "My wife" said the other with a heavy sigh.

Two Buddies Discussing Their Wives

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead."

Kids Idea of Marriage

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."