Happiness

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

New Barbie Doll

Q: Have you heard about the new "Divorce Barbie Doll"?
A: It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

Bill and Jesse

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout shower. Bill looks down and says, ''Jesse, how'd you get that huge pecker?!'' Jesse replies, ''All I do is whack it four times on the bedpost everynight.'' So, Bill sneaks upstairs and whacks his four time in the bedpost, whereupon Hillary wakes up and says, ''Is that you, Jesse?'''