Wedding Announcement

An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand, and announced..."It's a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"

Interpretation

I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early. She told me to use the back door and to be quick.
I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.

Relationship Equations

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy