Relationship Jokes

Expensive Birthday

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie?  A Jaguar?  A sable coat?  A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Submitted BY: TommehBoi

Gag Reflex

My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. 
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

Submitted BY: ulaalaa