Redneck Jokes

Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
 

Anonymous

911 Directions

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

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Anonymous

Arkansas Hotel

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"

Anonymous