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West Virginia Drinking

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? 

A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Redneck CSI

Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?

A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.

Arkansas Hotel

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?

A: When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"

Redneck's Last Words

Q:  What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?

A:  "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

Pick Up Line

Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?

A: Get in the truck!