West Virginia Drinking
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?
A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.
Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"
Redneck's Last Words
Q: What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
A: "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
Pick Up Line
Q: What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?
A: Get in the truck!