Racist Jokes - Asians Jokes

These jokes scream 'Politically Incorrect' but no collection would be complete without Bruce Lee, chinks, bug-eater and other versions of Asian jokes. Very offensive. Racist Asian jokes and one-liners.

Chinese and Mexican

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!

Anonymous

Chinese Love

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear, "Baby, I wanna 69!" She gives him a strange look and replies, "You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?"

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Anonymous

Asian Drive-By

Q: What do you call an Asian drive-by?
A: Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)

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Submitted BY: paulwasthere