Chinese and Mexican
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
We Have Too Many
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!