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Cheese Wheel

A Mexican man cannot find work and finally heads home for the evening.

On his way home, he finds a cross at the bottom of a hill. So he kneels and prays to God, "Please God, let me find a way to feed my family".

At the top of this hill, a black man was walking home from grocery shopping when the bottom of his bag gave out and a cheese wheel rolled straight down towards the Mexican man.

When the Mexican man opened his eyes, lo-and-behold, there was a gigantic wheel of cheese at his feet. Overjoyed, he picked up the cheese and ran all the way home. He showed his wife the cheese and said "Look what God has provided us! The most glorious cheese I have ever seen! And, my fair wife, we must make Nachos with this cheese!"

The wife looked perplexed, and asked, "Why husband? Why must we make nachos?"

The man stood up and proclaimed, "Because God talked to me. As I was running home, he kept yelling at me, "That's Not'cho Cheese!!! That's Not'cho Cheese!!!"

Mexicans in Star Trek

Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

A: They don't work in the future, either.

Slowest on 80 Wheels

Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Mexican Octopus

Q: What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

A: I don’t know, but you should see it pick lettuce!

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!