Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

Mexican Difference

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.