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One Dollar

If I got one dollar every time somebody called me racist ...

black people would rob me

 

Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

Dancing Soldiers

Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?

A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

Black Jesus

Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?

A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.

Black Christmas

Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?

A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.