Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!
Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
When U Black, U Black
When I was born, I was BLACK
When I grew up, I was BLACK
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK
When I got cold, I was BLACK
When I was scared, I was BLACK
When I was sick, I was BLACK
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK
NOW, you white folks
When you’re born, you're PINK
When you grow up, you’re WHITE
When you go in the sun, you get RED
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE
When you’re scared, you're YELLOW
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE
And when you die, you look GREY
So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.