Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live?
A: In the hood.
Little LeBron and Dictation
Little LeBron was in English class, when his teacher asked him to use 'dictate' in a sentence. He things for a minute and says, "Lass night I heard Daddy askin' Momma, 'how do my dictate?'"
Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...
You have to say, "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.