Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
Yo Mama - Coffee
Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.
One day this guy goes in to the doctor's office to get his willy enlarged. The guy's sitting there on the table and the doctor comes in with a tray of willys. The guy says, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with another tray. But the guy still wants bigger, ''You got any bigger ones?'' So the doctor comes in with yet another tray. The guy finally says, ''I'll take one of those. But do you have any in white?''
What Is Your Race?
I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."