Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?

A: An Inmate

I met Denzel Washington once.

I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

A: We B Toyz N' Shit

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.  Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.  On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won; a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.

If nothing there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical support for computer companies.

Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

A: Cotton mouth.