I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won; a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.
If nothing there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical support for computer companies.
New York Yankees
I was walking through Times Square the other day when a black guy came up to me and asked if the Yankees had won...
...So I said, "Yeah! You're free!!"
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?
A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.