Political Jokes - Foreign Politicians

Honorary State Dinner

The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (India Jokes) , Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians)
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Anonymous

Answering Machine - Gorbachev

Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev, General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Sovjet Socialist Republics, Commander-In-Chief of the Combined Armies of the Proletariat Peoples of Russia, First Citizen of the Order of Lenin, Supreme Patron of the Soviet Institute of Literature and Domestic Sciences, President of the Soviet People's Council of Peace and Happiness and Captain of the Kremlin B Squash Team. But hey, call me Mike. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians)
Anonymous

Chubby Kim

Q: Why is Kim Jong un so chubby?
A: Because he never had to run for his office

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians)
Anonymous