A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "President Obama was just implicated in another scandal and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him". "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "I've got a lot of folks still siphoning; but right now I have about three hundred gallons."
The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan. To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken and almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a Brazilian?"
This isn't surprising since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
Christmas Lights and Obama
I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together, half of the little bastards don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!
Politics - 10 Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton
Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
A fart when I have diarrhea
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
A Palestinian on a motorcycle
Gas station Sushi
Brian Williams news reports
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
KFC Hillary Clinton Bucket
The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.