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Beltway Crawl

A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "President Obama was just implicated in another scandal and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him". "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "I've got a lot of folks still siphoning; but right now I have about three hundred gallons."

Obama Math

The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning.  They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan.  To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken and almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a Brazilian?"

This isn't surprising since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

Christmas Lights and Obama

I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together, half of the little bastards don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!

Politics - 10 Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton

Mexican tap water

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

A fart when I have diarrhea

An elevator ride with Ray Rice

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

A Palestinian on a motorcycle

Gas station Sushi

Brian Williams news reports

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

KFC Hillary Clinton Bucket

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.