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Incompetent Liberal

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

Woodward and Bernstein

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal. Working title: "All the President's Women."

Sleep Walking

Q: Did you hear the Secret Service caught a sleepwalker trying to get into the White House?

A: They told Hillary to wake up and reminded her that she lost the election.

Musical Instruments

Q: Why does Clinton play the saxophone?

A: 'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!

President's Panties Patch

Perplexed White House staffers see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties pinned to his sleeve. As the day wears on, several VIPs go in and out of the Oval Office, each one leaving with a puzzled expression. Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary, walks into the office and gently closes the door behind her. "Mr. President," she says. "We're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a woman's pair of panties on your arm." "Oh no," the President grins, "it's the patch. I'm trying to quit."