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Hillary Wear Short Dress

Q: Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?

A: Her balls would show.

Cheer up Hillary

Q: How did Bill try and cheer up Hillary on the second day after Trump was elected?

A: He reminded her that she wouldn't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.

Corrupt and Crooked

Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea Clinton

Saving Obama

Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help. They follow the sound to the lake and see President Obama drowning. The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore. Obama asks the boys how he can repay them. The first boy says, "I want a boat." The second boy says, "I want a truck." The third boy says, "I want a nice tombstone." Obama asks, "Why is that?" The boy says, "Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, he's going to kill me."

Kilauea Calm

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, Madame Pele is the Goddess of volcanoes. Legend has it that the quickest way to stop the eruptions on Mt. Kilauea is to make a human sacrifice into her fires. The legend also demands that the chosen individual is a celebrated male leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for eight years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.