A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."
Q: Did you hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill?
A: Ah, thought ah paid it!
Q: How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
A: Not as big as Hillary's
Cheer up Hillary
Q: How did Bill try and cheer up Hillary on the second day after Trump was elected?
A: He reminded her that she wouldn't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.
Corrupt and Crooked
Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea Clinton