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George W. Bush From Drowning

Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?

A: You take your foot off his head.

Bush and Cheney Riding Elephants

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the crowd shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!" Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused.

George W - College Days

George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisers, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems. "Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college." "It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."

Rand Paul Cravings

Q: What's Rand Paul's new favorite food?

A: Spare Ribs.

Where's my Card?

Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminating white men have?

The Trump card.