Political Jokes - About Republicans

Constipated President Bush

President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital. She tells the doctor, "Big President Bush, no shit."
The doctor understands and gives him some medicine to take with him. The next day, the secretary comes back again and says, "Big President, no shit." The doctor gives him even stronger medicine. A few days later, the secretary comes yet again and says, "Big President, big no shit." The doctor gives him the strongest medicine he has. The next day, the secretary comes back to the doctor and says, "Ba-Boom! Big shit, no President."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans)
Anonymous

Trump Executed?

Donald Trump is hanged by the neck until dead. At Trump Tower, his family watches CNN, which is covering his death live, all of them mournful and teary before Donald himself walks in triumphantly. "But Donald, CNN says you were killed!" Ivanka cried. "Nope!" Trump beamed, holding up the rope that was used to hang him, "Fake noose."

Categories: Political Jokes (About Republicans)
Anonymous

John McCain's Favorite Band

Q: What is John McCain's favorite band?
A: Limp Bizkit.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous