One-Liner Jokes

Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Anonymous

Change

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Anonymous

Getting on Television

Q: How do you get on television?
A: You sit on it!

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Submitted BY: toemeraldcity