One-Liner Jokes

Virgin on a Waterbed

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.

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Pillsbury Dough Boy

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A: Doughnuts

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Submitted BY: Susan

She So Horny

This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth!

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