One-Liner Jokes

Skeleton in a Bar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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Accomplishments

There are two ways to approach a task. The way I do it, or on drugs.
It's my way or the high way.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Hamster Skin

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week.  Took her to the fair last night, and it took me three hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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