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Grandma's Birthday
Q: What do you give an 80 year old grandma for her birthday?
A: Mikey, he'll eat anything!
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Librarian GPS
OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references.
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New Girl
An 85 year old man, who has been a single widower for 30 years, gets engaged to a 27 year old girl. He goes to his doctor for a Viagra prescription in preparation for his wedding night. The doctor tells him, " I need to warn you that given the length of time that you have been abstinent and the potency of this drug, sex could prove to be fatal."
The old man says "Doc, if she dies, she dies."
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