To Succeed Business Lines

• To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
• To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
• To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
• Too light for heavy work and too heavy for light work.
• Treat people as if they are what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
• Trust everybody... then cut the cards.
• Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.
• Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
• Two heads are more numerous than one. 

New Cashier

Person 1: How is business going?
Person 2: I'm looking for a new cashier
Person 1: But you only had a new one last week
Person 2: Yes, that's the one I'm looking for!

Blonde Sex Application

Q: On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?''
A: ''Lots.''