Uber Banking

Q: Is anything faster than electronic banking to move funds?
A: Yes, its called marriage.

Three Most Commonly Asked Questions

What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?

1. How much money do you have?
2. Where can you get more?
3. Do you have anything you can sell?

Two Irish Friends

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "'Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said; 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.' 'Well, Finnegan,' said St. Peter, 'here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent.' 'Ah!' said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent.' 'Sure,' said St. Peter, 'just wait a minute.'"