Money Jokes - Currency Exchange Jokes

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on.

Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

Q: What kind on currency will you find a lot of in fat people?

A: Pounds!

Yo mama is so stupid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I'd expect change.

A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?" Instantly the man hung up.