Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog

This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything". So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, and hands it to the Buddhist Monk. The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door. The Buddhist says, "Wait, where's my change?" The vender replies, "Change must come from within".

Robbing a Scotsman

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!"  When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

Jewish Boy asks for Money

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"