Money Jokes

Oysters to Charity

Q: Why don't oysters give to charity?
A: Because they're shellfish.

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Think Nobody Cares Your're Alive?

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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Military Etiquette

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!

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