Money Jokes

Finance 101

Been wracking my brain trying to come up with a way I can have an endless supply of money.
Anyone know how to make a mint?

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Written By: KielPhillips

Irresistible to Women

Q: What are six inches long and irresistible to women?
A: Dollar bills.

Anonymous

Steal from Lawyers

Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries. "Didja get anything on that last heist?" Jack asked. "Nuttin' at all," Mugs admitted. "Toins out that the guy that lives there's a lawyer." "Jeez, ain't that the breaks," his friend sympathized. "Didja lose anything?" 

Anonymous