Q: What does M.A.R.I.N.E stand for?
A: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Q: Where do they store surplus belly buttons?
A: The naval reserve.
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?" "Yes." "It's my dad who's killed it!"
I always say how I joined the Navy but wanted to join the Marines. I just couldn't pass the physical. This usually gets them to start talking about how much tougher they are. Then I say, yeah, just couldn't get my head in the jar.
Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?
A: So the sailors can see their air force!