Military Jokes - Navy Jokes

Enactment of the Marine Corps

Q: Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
A: So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!

Categories: Military Jokes (Marines Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Greek Navy

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
A: Rear Admiral!

Categories: Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

American Aircraft Carriers

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to short facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

Categories: Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians) , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Tsunami Jokes)
Anonymous