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Math & Science Jokes - Physics Jokes
Plate Talk
Q: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?
A: That was your fault.
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Dead Batteries
Q: How much do dead batteries cost?
A: Nothing. They're free of charge!
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Time Travel
Q: What did the hungry clock do?
A: It went back 'four' seconds
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