Math & Science Jokes - Physics Jokes

Shifty Atoms

Q: Why can't you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Guide To Science

Handy guide to modern science: If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Biology Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Brain Trust

Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting "1...2...3..." and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells "Newton I have found you!" But Newton replies: "No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal."

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Engineering Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes)
Anonymous