Math & Science Jokes

A Perfect Circle

Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?
A: A Protractor

Anonymous

Safety Tip

Safety Tip: Calculus and automobiles don't mix - never drink and derive

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Biology Lab

A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were. "Those are sperm cells."

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