Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes - At School

Duck Sentence.

TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in one sentence."
JOHNNY: "De-feet of De-duck went over De-fence before De-tail."

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Sex Education

One day in class the teacher has sex education. On the black board she draws a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is. In the back of the room, Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis, and my father has two of them."
The teacher looks surprised and asks, "What do you mean, two?"
Dirty Johnny responds, "A little one to pee, and a big one to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

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Perfect

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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