Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes

Laugh Till You Cry

Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing. His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Bean Question

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"."My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Word Play Jokes
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Sent From Heaven

Little Johnny's new baby brother is screaming up a storm. He asks his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replies, "He came from Heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "Wow! I can see why they threw him out!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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