Light Bulb Jokes

Conductors Change a Bulb

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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Computer Users to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.

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Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

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