Light Bulb Jokes

Tenors And Light Bulbs

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."

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Mice Screw in a Lightbulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... but I don't know how they'd get in there!

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Lawyers and a Lightbulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and one to kick the stool out from under him.

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