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Osama to Screw a Lightbulb

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.

Light Bulb - Dyslexics

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?

A: Eno.

Klingons to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Light Bulb - Firemen

Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!