Light Bulb Jokes
Osama to Screw a Lightbulb
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.
Light Bulb - Dyslexics
Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
Klingons to Change Light Bulb
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.
Light Bulb - Firemen
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!