Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Cops

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Riddles (Police Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes
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Daleks to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes
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Lightbulb - Junkie

Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.

Categories: Drug Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes
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