Light Bulb Jokes

IBM Employees to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Riddles
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Duke Freshman to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
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Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb

Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Women's Rights) , Riddles
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