Duke Freshman to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.

Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb

Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!

Right to Light

Q:  How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.