Jokes about Kids

Flashlight RIP

Q: Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?
A: Because the batteries died.

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Submitted BY: lilsexylady

Condom Company

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

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Anonymous

Kids Take

Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?'
A: Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

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