Jokes about Kids

Kids In The...

Q: What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A: A backdoor pedophile!

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Elephants in the Fridge

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.

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Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

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